People who like Partyshank, well done (unless you’re nu-rave)
people who do not like Partyshank, like it. It’s the fucking future.

bdw, Partyshank arent nu-rave

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i think poofacemagee is an arsehole that cares about what other people dress like. who gives a fuck about what people wearand how much it costs, at least they have the money to pay for it, retard, and those 2 people in that photo are fit as!!!
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So your point is its ok to look like a cross between a lost acid junkie from the 60’s and a wanabee ghetto-blackman-who-wants-to-be-white-who-wants-to-be-black….simply because they can AFFORD IT? Really? Actually no, now that I think about it your comment makes complete sense. Excuse me while I go and lay a turn and send it to you by mail. What? Its ok! I can afford to!!!

This is the sex-in-the-city mindset we have to put up with these days. ‘nyi21′ you make me want to puke all over your gucci shoes as I drill a hammer into your eardrum (its ok it’ll feel exactly the same as listening to one of partyshank’s ’songs’.

The other day I was making music and I slipped on my keyboard and I think I made the sequel album for partyshank. Then I sneezed onto my drum machine and I wrote their next 17 beats. My little niece is coming round later, she’s going to spend half an hour trying to push a tiny plastic triangle into a tiny plastic square slot. I think I’ll sample it and send it to partyshank so they can use it as their next ‘club rocking’ single. Maybe they could call it ‘Slick slime urban grime big up mash up now’.

Oh and its no use trying to tell me that their good because they can get a club full of people going crazy. That achievement kinda reminds me of a farmer succeeding in getting his sheep to move from one field to the other. Baa you mother fuckers Baa.

Now, its a fair point to say this all comes down to a difference of opinion. You like like them, I dont. You lot enjoy thier music in clubs, I dont. You lot think their revolutionary, I disagree. I have my taste and you have yours. Fair enough.

NO! Fuck ‘fair enough’! Fuck your taste! Your taste is shit! I could lay a shit in the loo and turn around and ask it what it thinks of partyshank and it would spit in my face and beg for me to flush it away so it wouldn’t have to listen to my crap anymore.

If I ever have to listen to another shank song again I’ll kill myself, I swear. I can press the number ‘67′ preset on my CASIO keyboard too partyshank! It’s easy! Hold on lemme just press my face against the keyboard and hit record…..sorted! Oh, hold on, I need a bassline now. Hmm. Ohh what about that same bass sound everyone uses. How about I use that! It’ll be so unoriginal it’ll be original! Yeah! The people who buy my music are stupid enough to buy that! I’ll just mention it in an interview in a shit mag where they got pics of me in my ultra-violet t-shirt so show everyone how ‘out there’ I am.

Oh god Im ranting, I must end this now or I wont eat today. So to conclude. Partyshank…die.

And christian, Oz is right, you proper look like a dirty mongolian.

travis was being sarcastic. SARCASTIC.

lets never hate on the man that is bigstereo. RESPECT.

It’s not like Partyshank are harming anyone with their so called “200bpm hell shitting on itself”. Personally, any band described like that are different at least.

If you think it’s so easy to do what they do, i’d like to see you do it yourself and pull it off. Good luck with that :)