Bark Bark Bark
25 July 2007 :: posted by misstoats
Music is very DIY these days. Kids don’t need a fancy recording studio. A computer and a little closet seem to be getting the job done just fine. Bobmo, Surkin, and now Bark Bark Bark…aka Jacob Cooper, hails from Tuscon, AZ, likes to sew, claims to be 100% unprofessional and would like to let you know a few items on his:
‘list of reasons why you might think i’m a fag:
i know how to cut my own hair
i like fruity cereal
i am obsessed with baby animals
i am sassquatch
i say things like “cute” and “pretty”
i make pretty gay music.’
While he claims to make ‘pretty gay music’, it seems to be working for him. He just released his debut full length on Retard Disco and is on tour around the southwest. Not bad for a kid who sings about stupid ex-girlfriends and zombies…..
Bark Bark Bark - One Thing Stands







why is he so obsessed with being perceived as gay? it doesnt even state whether he is or not. he must give crap interviews, but @ least the music is o.k.
July 26th, 2007 at 1.55 am
Unfortunately, his music just isn’t “gay enough”…
If he had a little “sugar in his tank”, it would have been mastered
more meticulously, no?
July 26th, 2007 at 1.33 pm
It’s gay friendly I’d say
July 27th, 2007 at 2.26 pm
you can’t say “fag” unless you are one, and if he doesn’t know that already, he is an ignorant pinhead whose music i don’t want to listen to.
August 1st, 2007 at 1.52 pm
damn guys i wasn’t trying to emphasize his sexuality at ALL….just thought it was a funny little self-description
August 1st, 2007 at 4.41 pm
props to jacob and tucson for making it on big stereo. love him or hate him it’s still an obsession. jacob will be cranking out good music for years to come.
August 2nd, 2007 at 6.26 am
He wishes he were gay. His music sucks so bad that he needs to resort to using outdated, medieval labels to prove he doesn’t prefer men to women… thus causing a stir and possibly getting some attention. It is 2007 and Cooper’s attitude is as played out as his cheesy, tired bass lines. He should retire and make way for someone somewhat talented.
And Misstoats? Perhaps if you saw a child getting bashed a couple of times with the word “fag” being screamed at them, you wouldn’t think this was hilarious to post. Do you live in a bubble. As far as I am concerned, Jacob is over and done.
August 3rd, 2007 at 8.40 am
john slein, are you fucking stupid? let’s see your music then, since you think BBB sucks, you MUST have something better then, right? exactly, shut the fuck up. Have you seen BBB’s girlfriend? yeah, you fucking lose.
March 4th, 2008 at 10.53 am