Girl Monster is Chick On Speeds’ most ambitious project since they launched their own record label. This three disc set is like the ultimate female electronic-punk compilation collection ever. Ever. Razor and Tie better watch out.

With 61 tracks, Girl Monster is sure to please — you have your “classics” from the Slits and Delta 5 who set the pace for a movement. You have your obvious C.O.S. label staples like Angie Reed and Planningtorock. There are the “stars” like Le Tigre and Peaches and Bjork. And then of course the people you should know but probably don’t. This is like the ultimate primer, ultimate collection, ultimate whatever. It’s like Electroclash never happened — the hype, the backlash. You know what I mean?

There’s a six track teaser EP out now. XXJFG has an mp3 which might be the only mp3 you hear until the cd is released. This EP is vinyl only kids — which means no digital release. Translation: if you want to listen to Girl Monster on your personal digital audio player then you’ll either have to: a) get off your lazy ass and rip it from your turntables or b) wait until the cd comes out on September 18th (UK).

Maybe.

Chicks On Speed - “Girl Monster Intro” (mp3)

Knock your socks off. Complete three disc tracklisting

Disc 1

1. Chicks On Speed - “Intro”
2. Scream Club & Ben Adorable with Peaches - “Fine As Fuck”
3. Mignon - “Demons Of Love”
4. Le Tigre - “Hot Topic”
5. Barbara Morgenstern - “Mountain Place”
6. Angie Reed - “GG (Gaudy Good)”
7. Pam Hogg - “Honeyland”
8. Rhythm King & Her Friends - “Speedometer”
9. Hanin Elias - “Get It Back”
10. Kevin Blechdom - “Me Saw Me Momma”
11. Ana Da Silva - “Full Moon”
12. Anat Ben-David - “Virtual Leisure”
13. Sir Alice - “Super Hero”
14. Chicks On Speed - “Plastic Surgery”
15. Vivien Goldman - “Launderette”
16. Tina Weymouth - “Incognito”
17. Client & Pete Doherty - “Down To The Underground”
18. Kids On TV - “Break Dance Hunx”
19. Boyskout - “School Of Etiquette”
20. Erase Errata - “Dust”
21. No Bra - “No Woman No Crime”

Disc: 2

1. Pulsallama - “Ungawa”
2. Slits - “Typical Girls”
3. Delta 5 - “Mind Your Own Business”
4. Cherry Sunkist - “Nameless Dogs”
5. Japanese Intelligence Mind Control - “Get The Picture”
6. Autonervous - “Anchors Away”
7. Cobra Killer - “Mr Chang”
8. Planningtorock - “Changes”
9. Hanayo - “Pita Pata”
10. Bjork - “Storm”
11. Tobi Vail - “Panic Of The Square”
12. Gustav - “We Shall Overcome”
13. Bonnie Vs Hunter - “Our Inventions”
14. Francoise Cactus - “You Can’t Put Your Arms Around A Memory”
15. Liliput - “Die Matrosen”
16. KATastroPHE - “Your Girlfriend”
17. Lesbians On Ecstasy - “Sedition”
18. Electric Indigo & Dorit Chrysler - “Sheets”
19. Cosey Fanni Tutti - “Licking The Juice”

Disc: 3

1. Hotel Motel - “Sucker Man”
2. Gudrun Gut - “Girl Boogie”
3. Creatures (3) - “Godzilla”
4. Soffy O - “Maybe A Dog”
5. Ella Bandita - “New Year’s Eve”
6. Las Perras Del Infierno - “Somos Las Perras”
7. Juliette & The Licks - “You’re Speaking My Language”
8. Miss Le Bomb - “Pinkitan”
9. Cat5 - “Sexy”
10. Robots In Disguise - “Get Rid”
11. People Like Us - “Fom Fom”
12. Michaela Melian - “Manifesto”
13. Susanne Brokesch - “Heroes”
14. Scream Club & Leonard DeLeonard - “International”
15. Crystal Cookie - “Crystal Cookie (Lesson 1)”
16. Caro Snatch - “Say Trees”
17. Malaria - “Your Turn To Run”
18. Raincoats - “Shouting Out Loud”
19. Vivien Goldman & Andy Caine with Manasseh Sound - “Seven Days”
20. Ari Up - “Baby Mother”
21. Miss Pain - “Sell It 2 The Kids”

Someone give me a dollar for typing all that. Woah.

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